Reasons Why You Wish You're Single (or Married)

Why Chico and Delamar's listeners wish they stayed off or keep hooked.

My favorite entries, the second one coming from Del herself:

I wish I was single, because I miss my loneliness.

I wish I were married, because it means two things: 1) that whatever I'm looking for, I have successfully found, and 2) that I have already reached a point beyond all fear, beyond all worry,  and beyond all craziness in my head, that I have met someone I want to bet on...I don't know the future... but I'm gonna bet on this guy.